Saturday, January 31, 2009

PRE-DEPARTURE

Oh hey every one

I'm about to jet off to Belgium.  I can't wait, I lost 2kg before the trip.  Now I can eat chocolate.  I could do a squat with 300 pounds.

I have also been preparing for my trip to Morocco.  I learned that you eat with your right hand and wipe your anus with the left.  I will have to remember that for table manners.  Is it a problem and I'm ambidextrous?  I am sleeping in a nomad tent for a night with actual nomads.  I cannot wait, I hope I get to become part of their tribe.  Also I am going into a coop to buy a rug from some native women.  Hopefully it will fit underneath my seat on the plane or hopefully I can put it stretched out on the plane aisle.  It will probably smell awful after so I will have to air it out.  I am hoping the women there will be attracted to my complexion and hair.

I am not very sad to be leaving Madrid.  I will miss Allison a lot especially.  She is so kewl.  Also Ryan. LOL dude he is a champ.  so good with the ladies.  I hope I can learn.

Ok goodbye to all of my fans.  Thank you for reading my blog these last few months.  Add me as a friend on Myspace.

Peace love and melted chocolate

LOL HEHE

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