Hello, my fans

Hi every one.  I'm sorry I haven't written here in so long.  I've been busy maintaining my bodybuilding regimen.  I clock in at least 3 hours at the gym daily and an additional 2 hours of mind exercises to sharpen my martial arts ability.  I have been going on plenty of trips lately.  I was in Lisbon, Portugal and I indulged myself by eating delicious pastries--- TWO of them!  Of course I kept off the extra sugar.  Only a weaker man would have consumed those useless calories.  I did not approve of Lisbon---they did not cater to my dietary specifications.  Next, I went to London, which was horrible.  Just awful.  I had to go to represent my Armenian heritage though.  I am writing this blog from a cybercafe in Paris!  I am sitting here with my beret and my comfortable American walking shoes just enjoying life really.  I ordered a poached chicken breast with no seasonings or sauce, but they added a little bit of salt...I had to send it back.  Paris has the best chocolates IN THE WHOLE WORLD.  I am very excited.  School is going well, I wrote my first ever paper in Spanish longer than 2 pages and I think it went well.  I have been experimenting with my hair by using gel to slick it back.  Unfortunately when I went to Lisbon they confiscated my hair gel and it was a complete disaster, I felt so off my game.  They jacked it from me!  I had a good Thanksgiving dinner where I ate 3 plates full of food and a dessert!!! Ohhhhhhhhh it was so sweet and savory.  I had to really punish myself the next day at the gym though.  I was there from dawn to sunset.

Ok, friends, nice speaking to you.  Until next time.

My birthday is coming up in a couple days.  I am going to have two glasses of sangria.